The Guide to Sexy Women’s Lingerie
You are never going to get to heaven in a little row boat at least that is what “they” say. You are also never going to charm a woman if you buy her the wrong sexy women’s lingerie. That is what I say and you might consider me an expert on the topic. Okay, you mightn’t consider me one, but I do. Here is my handy, helpful guide to finding and buying the most perfect sexy women’s lingerie so that you can make a good impression and keep from making a tremendous fool of yourself. Remember, it is always the thought that counts, unless of course you make a huge error in size or style and then she will wonder who you were thinking about!
Sexy Women’s Lingerie Tip One: It’s All About Her, Not You Bucko
You see it all the time, from the first graders at their first boy-girl party to the adults who have gathered together to honor some gift giving occasion or another, someone, usually a man, has purchased something not for the taste of the recipient but for his own likes. The adult tries to smile and says thank you, often through clenched teeth, but the little girl, she lets that selfish little fellow know exactly what the real deal is- she usually will pick up whatever gift he has given her and whacks him right upside the head with it. So, if you don’t want to get beaned with a bra or conked with a corset, buy something that is meant for her, even if it is something you don’t like as much. You never know, she might actually buy the stuff that you like to thank your thoughtfulness.
Sexy Women’s Lingerie Tip Two: Size Matters, Oh Boy, Does it Matter!
Now think of your lass as beauty in her own right and the absolute woman of your dreams. You buy her a gift, a beautiful creation of sea foam green and tiny seed pearls and you wrap it carefully in a beautiful box, hidden under layers of whisper thin tissue paper. She opens it, holds it up against herself and it is at least three sizes too big for her. She is crushed, not only because this beautiful piece of lingerie does not fit her but because she is now convinced that you see her as a mooing cow. But boys, before you think you can just buy something that is way too small and be in the clear, you are sadly mistaken. There is nothing sadder than trying to put something on, only to find out that it just simply does not fit at all.
Buy the right size, even if you have to secret agent sneak into her closet to get a peep at her tags, ask someone, or heck break down and ask her. Just get the information man or pay the consequences.
Sexy Women’s Lingerie Tip Three: You Get What You Pay for …Usually
The experts (the same people responsible for the “they” statements, perhaps) all agree that you should never expect high quality from low end sites or stores but that is not always the truth. You may actually find really good deals with great prices and great quality- you just have to know where to look. There are big name lingerie stores and catalogs that will offer discounts and special deals on their web sites, so always be on the lookout for a good deal and always keep an open mind.
